Katie Nolan Tried The Beer Mile and She Did Not Have Fun
Beer mile: Run a mile and drink a beer every lap
I’ve done a lot of different things with beer and I’ve drank it many different ways. I’ve drank beer from a funnel from a roof. I’ve drank beer and soaked myself in it like Stone Cold Steve Austin. I’ve even drank beer from the inside of a whiffle ball bat and tried to hit the ball.
But I would never, ever attempt the beer mile. You couldn’t pay me to do this. I don’t even think it would take the combo of beer and running to make me vomit. You could just make me run in the blazing sun and I would puke.
So credit to Katie Nolan. You’re a real American hero.
